Sunday, March 30, 2008

CURRICULUM VITAE - TIGHTY

Leslie tagged me with the infamous Six Words Meme:

Write a memoir of your life in six words or fewer, mention your tagger, and tag six more people.

It doesn’t get much simpler than that. Except Leslie, in tagging me, insisted that I write my six word Curriculum Vitae in Yiddish. Awright; I’m game.

Er sitzt, und zayn vayb schvitzt.

(He sits, and his wife sweats.)

It may not be perfect Yiddish, and it’s not at all a complete representation of my Baneful Existence, but it is six words, and, well, there you are. In English, I might’ve put it this way:

Food in; shit, bad jokes out.

Tags? I don’t tag. If you like it enough to do it, just link back here and consider yourself tagged. Ba-bing!

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