NO CHICKEN SOUP FOR ME, THANKS

For some strange reason, I have lost my appetite for chickeny foods. Perhaps this story has something to do with it...

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Really doesn’t say a lot for either this guy’s vision, hand-eye coordination, decision-making capabilities, or personal equipment, does it now?

This little nugget comes to us courtesy of Mr. Poon. Mmm, mmm, good!